METRO MANILA | Simplé Lang Restaurant, Not So Simple After All

Friday, August 28, 2015

Simple Lang Restaurant Batchoy

What can you expect from a restaurant with such a name as Simplé Lang? You’d think it’d be a pretty simple affair as their moniker suggests, but just look at the é at the end of the first word and you’d probably have a rethink coming. As one of the outside graffiti boldly states on one of their glass walls, Simple and yet so arte! Well, that’s a dead giveaway that we’re probably dealing with a conyo restaurant right here.

Simple Lang Restaurant Interiors

As I flipped through their menu, it quickly became apparent that that é has everything to do with what Simplé Lang stands for. The restaurant serves classic Filipino comfort food, but with not-so-very-slight twists that makes them more interesting than say, finding them on your favorite carinderia or gotohan. Take their pancit tinola for example. If I had to guess what the following hour would be from that alone, I would surmise we’re gonna be in for a surprisingly good food session.

Simple Lang Restaurant Kitchen

Simplé Lang is located at the strip of food venues along the Ayala Triangle. It’s relatively new in the scene, having just opened April last year. There are outside seats for people who prefer to dine al fresco, and a mezzanine, for those wanting a bit of privacy. While these restaurants are usually filled to the rafters with diners during regular days, we went there on a Sunday; a day when the whole of Ayala resembles a ghost town and we had the whole floor to ourselves.

Simple Lang Restaurant Condiments Simple Lang Restaurant Tusok Tusok

We were quite a big group and it was decided that instead of each ordering a separate dish from the menu, we’ll simply consolidate all those we wished to have into one big order, that way we can all sample most of what the restaurant has to offer.

Simple Lang Restaurant Lumpia Simple Lang Restaurant Empanada

Soon, plates of familiar Filipino snacks, treated with that é flair, started to fill our tables. For starters we had #tusoktusok, fresh lumpia rolls, Ilocos-style sisig empanada and totoong tokwa’t baboy.

The #tusoktusok is basically a mix of skewered fried streetfood usually found on your favorite street corner. It has everything from isaw, squid balls, fish balls, kikiam and even pork ears! Unfortunately, I find it to be quite ordinary—well except that you’re pretty assured that they’re very clean compared to manong’s offerings outside.

By contrast, the muscovado sugar used in the sauce to lather their lumpia and the special sisig sandwiched in between the crunchy outer shells of their empanada, made for a more memorable afternoon treat.

Simple Lang Restaurant Palabok Simple Lang Restaurant Pansit Tinola

For our main course, we decided on Simplé Lang’s crispy palabok, simpleng arroz caldo, batchoy yan, pansit tinola, totoong tokwa’t baboy and gasp, sinigang na crispy bagnet sa watermelon! I can tell that their menu borders on the outrageous, but I never did mind. I remember what I always tell people who ask me what I want to order, Surprise me.

Simple Lang Restaurant Pansit Batchoy Simple Lang Restaurant Tokwa't Baboy

The arroz caldo and batchoy—which for some reason has chunks of chopped donuts floating among the mix of anchovies, chicharon and greens (and it amazingly works, by the way)—were quite traditional in a sense that they still capture the good qualities of these usual afternoon Filipino meriendas. The spicy tokwa’t baboy, compliments these extremely well.

For the noodles, pansit tinola, which I was particularly intrigued with, didn’t quite made it in my book. While its spaghetti noodles did capture the tinola flavor, everything else seemed soggy. I’m thinking, if they used crispy fried chicken with a stronger flavor instead of the soft tinola chicken they top it with, this dish might actually work.

Being a kid who grew up in Malabon, the palabok was quite a surprise. The atsuete sauce that completes this dish is provided on a separate bowl and is supposed to be mixed with the crunchy rice noodles before consumption. While it has the usual shrimp, eggs and crushed pork rind toppings (and its sauce is spot on); it is the noodle’s crisp texture that made this stand out. Majority within our group actually voted this to be Simplé Lang’s best offering.

Simple Lang Restaurant Sinigang na Pakwan

The sinigang, I was actually dreading. I mean, I love sinigang and I love watermelons, but I just don’t see the two coming together!

What made me dip my spoon, or rather my fork, over to this dish was actually the crisply fried bagnet portions that I saw swimming along its reddish soup. This is one of the weirdest, if not the weirdest, sinigang I’ve seen and had. And the taste? I actually didn’t find it anything like sinigang. It drew mixed reactions from my friends, some immensely liked it, a few immensely didn’t.

Simple Lang Restaurant Ginataan

Simple Lang Restaurant Turon

And if you thought that our food odyssey ended there, well, there’s still dessert! Two Filipino staples again made it to our table, hot ginataang bilo-bilo and turon bites.

The ginataan, we were told, are served hot during rainy days and cold during hot days. Genius! The turon, which looked like deconstructed versions of the popular merienda, was deceivingly simple-looking but was superlatively good.

Simple Lang Restaurant

These two won our hearts completely, making us decide that this restaurant’s food, while conyotic, was much more than what its name suggest. Simplé Lang is anything but simple.

Simplé Lang
Address: Ayala Triangle Gardens, Ayala Avenue
              Makati City, Metro Manila
Contact Number: (02) 621-6162
Open Hours: 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM Daily
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GPS Coordinates Map: 14.556303, 121.024072

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  1. magandang idea ng pangalan to ah hehehe eto pa nman mga pakolo na nakaka attract sa mga customers :)

  2. I like Simple Lang too, just that their serving is a bit small so better order a lot here :)

    1. Hi Arlet, yes I guess for the price it is on the small size :)